Let It Out
The Album launch
4th June 2007
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This news just in.........
The latest album from the artiste
know as Mr Riff entitled Let It Out was performed at a musical "occasion"
at the Mitre Hotel In Ramsey In the Isle Of Man.
Eye witness reports claim that the "Boogie Man", as he is known,
performed alleged Tunes for an arduous two and three quarter
hours. Townsfolk in this sleepy hamlet were surprised to find that something
like this could have happened on their doorstep.
"Well I'm shocked, you hear of people, other people, indulging
in this type behavior, but to have it here is frankly shocking" said
one bemused local.
Reports of casualties have been flowing in with the most seriously affected having been rushed to Ramsey Cottage hospital where our on the scene reporter, Liar Walton, is now: "yes I'm here now. The scene here is one of utter devastation, people are arriving in advanced states of exhaustion having literally Boogied themselves silly. Sir, you appear to be weak and shall I say traumatized, can you tell us what happened?" " It was like nothing I've ever experienced. The Boogie just kept coming. We tried to keep up, but it was hopeless. No one can enjoy themselves for that long and survive!" Testimony to an apocalyptic event I'm sure you'll agree, now back to the studio:
Thank you Liar Walton, with me now is Will Crack an expert
in seismic events: Will, given the magnitude of a new musical compilation
and the effect this has on the population, could we see more of this type
of behavior from usually subdued people?
"Well yes, over the years I have studied the behavioral patterns
of people exposed to this type of Boogie virus and have found that in
almost all cases the exposed will re-offend and within a short time the
victim becomes almost completely subjugated to the power of the rhythm."
So once again the Quiet streets of our idyllic country are rocked by this insidious and growing plague that seems to be unstoppable. We'll bring you more as and when the final body count is complete. This is Bart Fastard for Bu-ge news signing out.
